Things We Don't Want to Hear Under Anaesthetic

There's a lot of thing that we don't want to here, especially when we're under 'disabled' mode. Anaesthetic take away pain, but sometime it bring new pain to the patients ears while the surgery is going on:
  • You better save that. We'll need that for the autopsy.
  • Well, this should be a good experiment for all of us here.
  • Wow!! That's incredible! Now can you make his leg twitch?
  • Could you stop that beating thing? I can't concentrate here...
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  • Everybody stand back! I just lost my contact lens.
  • What's this? Never seen this here before.
  • This patient has already had children, am I right?
  • Did this patient sign the organ donation card?

I think our surgeons are not that cruel, right? Hopefully...
Just a joke...Hehehe :)

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